He didn't stick around very long, did he?

Fun fact: The singer of "Makin' It" - David Naughton - went on to star in John Landis' An American Werewolf in London.

And a shitty stand-up comedian.

She's melting.

I refuse to watch those videos.

I agree with you, I've just watched too many Dateline episodes.

Fellatio, cunnilingus, french kissing!

Never underestimate the dizzying array of bullshit religious folks sling to make the world make sense to them.

Although, let's be honest, a week is a little suspicious.

I live in Memphis, and the absolute best part of this story was hearing the anchor on the local news say "butthole" on air.

Not to mention that Sinatra fella.

But now with Leonard Nimoy's dulcet tones reverberating in your ears.

But oddly, we can't say cvnt here.

Ooh, good catch!

In that case, you're in luck! I found this after my original comment. Prepare to get exactly ZERO work done today.

"'You did what with who?' / What good is a ménage à trois when you have a soulmate? / 'You risked that for Blue?'"

Uh oh, you've triggered my nostalgia for unexplained phenomena.

Dawes

And it's our job, too.

That wasn't a booger, it was a tonsil stone. Way worse.