Keanu, is that you?

Oh, he completely ruined Bram Stoker's Dracula for me.

Decent scores on Metacritic, too. (I just looked.) Thanks!

Excellent, thanks!

Are these John Wick movies worth a look? Keanu's usually a hard pass for me …

And concave.

Any chance Lynda Carter will make an appearance in her see-through one-piece on the reboot?

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN!

Pigs have snouts, dogs have muzzles. Colburn is obviously a cat person.

Looker or GTFO.

Fun fact: the album cover is by former Memphian Rachel Briggs, the same artist who designs labels for Wiseacre Brewery.

WHY DO YOU NEED IT?

Where the hell is Incredibles 2?

It's so obviously a closeup of Iron Man's buttplug.

I didn't make it all the way through. Reading it for me was like hours and hours of the best foreplay you've ever had without ever getting to orgasm.

His best, in my humble-but-accurate opinion.

Really? I think pretty much anything off Plastic Ono Band beats it.

He was a brilliant asshole. Like many great artists.

Nor did he say he was going to do it. Lennon was a smart guy, and well aware that he was part of the problem too.

It's in the first sentence: "I had already begun to want to leave."