Budd motherfucking Dwyer and his televised suicide. You younger folks can Google him …

Ugh. Fruit Loops …

And Pink Floyd's Meddle cover is an ear!

DOO DAH DOO DAH

Howard hates Kim because she's everything he isn't. Also, she's working her dream job and he was forced into the practice by his dad.

Got-dayum!

Good drummers know when to keep it simple, though. Make 'em listen to "Mental Hopscotch" or "Walking in LA."

*sad trombone*

What are words for when no one listens anymore?

Boobs.

And by "accent," he means the patois that white kids adopt when they want to sound badass.

Ewww

Bjork needs a walk?

Duh.

Just so you know, I hate myself for laughing at this.

*clears throat*

Yes. In fact, I wanted to Turn It Down.

I don't know, it's that lazy-slowed-down-half-assed-cop-out bullshit so popular here on Undervocer.

This is as good a place as any to ask: did they close the comments on Close Talker's cover of "Fox on the Run" because it fucking blows? That's why I would've closed them.

I feel like that would have been too on-the-nose for Gilligan and Gould.