BONG

Me too, Fancy. Me too.

The Shining

Was Tommyknockers the one that he doesn't remember writing?

YES!

Yes, the rumor is that the first film is the kids, and the sequel will be them as adults dealing with Pennywise's return.

Me too, because it took me that long to read 1,100 pages.

*plugs in black light*

*SLAP*

"What did the five fingers say to the face?"

Faces wannabes with a Captain Beefheart fan singing lead.

I honestly think Lydon was looking for a way out, too.

It's true, a lot of people are gonna miss that old queen …

Yeah, what are you trying to pull?

Sad.

Held together by fucking string.

Stays hard for the first 90 seconds, then pfffffft.

*fist pump*

Uh, no. Mr. Johnson.

I send Nutella and jelly sandwiches in my daughter's lunch. Best or worst parent ever?