Or Shadow Galactus from that horrible FF movie.

Me too! Great show, and he actually ran on and off-stage!

Please tell me it's Marlin.

After years of trying, I finally triggered an A.V. Club spambot comment!

Agent Orange

Or that you aren't going to watch any of the old ones anymore.

So much of that Nineties stuff just reminds me too much of … the Nineties, I guess. Not a great time for me.

Yeah, it was always hit or miss.

Nah, that just means he's 40 or older.

Ha ha, "backup child."

My wife watched TCSM with me when we were younger (like, 20 years ago) and is still pissed at me.

Dead or Alive?

Hmmm …

To say nothing of the walkers' steel trap jaws and paper mache skulls …

Exactly. I've said for years that the characters on TWD are only as smart or as stupid as they need to be to move the plot along.

Does Tales From the Crypt hold up or is it dated?

Only if it's choreographed like the fight between Bond and Donald "Red" Grant in From Russia With Love.

Blade Walker

Pregarnt? More like pregam!

I quit after the first half of season six but still come here for the reviews and comments - and to see where the story is going. (Sort of like FB stalking an ex-girlfriend, I guess.)