Cards Against Humanity is funny the first time you play and then never again.

"Here’s how ice cream sandwiches are made"

Jenette Goldstein is a goddamned chameleon. It's a testament to her craft.

Sounds like someone needs the FoW Hotline.

We call that the Awkward Turkey.

Not tonight, I'm on my period.

Yes! I've been saying this for WEEKS. Nobody would watch the news on TV, either. No ratings, no advertising, no $$$.

Did you catch the saloon piano version of "Black Hole Sun?"

And not particularly American.

Stupid Univision.

"There’s one particularly disgusting scene in the second episode that involves a morgue and a bodily fluid that’s surprisingly never stained Ash’s wardrobe before."

I did! I wish the "McNeil House" still had the side wing that was built for the film. Father Karras would have to be shot from a canon to hit those steps from the actual house …

Ugh.

No.

You need a real job, Internet!

Good lord, he's ripped now.

Perfect!

BOOM!

What the fuck am I going to do with this shinbone polish now?!

Thanks to you guys, I've been streaming ASMR videos all day. I've had two bra fittings, a haircut and three cranial nerve exams!