You can read 'em online, too!

This reminds me of the Smoking Pope's transcendent cover of "Pure Imagination."

BATHROOM BREAK

What the fuck happened to Denise Nickerson? She looks like the Crypt Keeper's mother.

Iggy Pop's 2012 rider is the clear winner.

And thanks for reminding me what a cutie Kim Deal is!

Phantom of the Paradise, you damned dirty ape!

Now you're just being a suppressive person.

That too.

If I remember correctly, PTA went to great lengths to explain that his movie definitely wasn't about Scientology. No way, no how.

This sitcom doesn't sound very funny.

Hollywood! Hollywood!

Yeah, but the hangovers are much worse.

It's what I choose to believe.

May I pencil you in for August 4, 2017?

Sorry, I left out the other piece of the puzzle in my last comment. Vickers wants Weyland to fail. If I remember correctly, she even says something about "those I hired personally, it's good to see you again" during the briefing of the crew. She wants him to die, presumably so she can inherit the Weyland empire. That…

Well, I agree with you that we're led to believe all those things at the beginning of the movie …

That was an early idea that was quickly thrown out.

A king has his reign and then he dies … it's inevitable.

Only when expendables are hired for jobs in deep space.