I am indeed!

"I thought this was a birthday party?"

Wait, utter or udder?

Allow me to start the thread where we all shit on Prometheus.

Kraftwerk are playing nine US dates in September, and I've already got my tickets.

"Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face."

Memphis. All the dive bars have gone to Memphis.

I like it!

2013's Splinter (Songs from a Broken Mind) is fucking fantastic.

A) According to Numan, the song was inspired by a minor traffic accident, after which he was afraid that if he got out of his car, he'd get his ass kicked.

And all these years later, it's still icky.

Favorite memory from this time period: when John Lydon presented Brian Setzer with a calendar at some red carpet event. Hilarious.

That was a COINCIDENCE.

"I love you, Scott."

Good to know!

Just bustin' your balls. It's how we show affection around here.

Also, I began to like that album a whole lot more when I finally tracked down lyrics.

SPOILERS

The thing I couldn't understand was all the adults reading them as if they were classic literature. Thinking I was missing something, I picked up the first book. Not so much.

And you smell like cheese.