You need that to happen to know Duke is run by assholes? I mean, we’re talking about Duke here...

Somehow, despite all that the 5-year-old had been through, a judge agreed to allow Naomi Hall supervised visitation with the child at the hospital.

I’m of the mindset that a hot dog both is and is not a sandwich. It is Schrodinger’s lunch.

Which means middle America is fucked if Orcas learn to live on land.

She’s like the original AHCA

How about no to all that.

That’s so odd. I’ve never been to Texas, but I immediately think Branch Dividians and fireball when I hear Waco.

Sticking it to the Jets must be like writing something uncouth with a Sharpie on the non-bloodstained portion of an unconscious car accident victim’s forehead.

That doesn’t track. They have a long history of lying on the topic. Exaggerating criminality is one of their consistent tactics. The record contradicts you.

“Guys, you really should’ve labeled this ‘NSFW.”

Congratulations to all the hypothetical 2017 NBA champions, including but not limited to the Showtime Lakers, Sheed Pistons, Jordan Bulls, Irving Sixers, and LeBron Cavaliers.

For that matter, why bother passing collection plates around when you could just pray for money to be magically deposited into the church’s bank account as a blessed mystery.

“You know what I like.”

@miltonpoint, an account with two followers and the default “egg” avatar

BYU might similarly expel or deny admission to those they feel do not behave in line with their values.

This is real picky, but is it possible that was a “fake” double dribble to get Bron to commit?

You’r right, except it’s predictable, not amazing.

This is just amazing. The DOJ attorneys who are working on the travel ban case just woke up screaming, because Trump handed the challengers another fantastic piece of evidence to include in their briefs. First, the DOJ has been refusing to call it a travel ban, and instead insisting that the courts refer to it as a…

Free speech? No one is suggesting that the government go after him.

Bill Maher belongs to the Bill Maher party. He’s too smart to be a conservative, but he’s too much of an asshole to give a rats ass about anyone who isn’t named Bill Maher. I don’t know why anyone pays attention to him anymore, his schtick got tired back before before politically incorrect ended. If people stopped…