This qualifies as a news story? This really is the greatest witch hunt in American hiscoco.

Covfefe is the moment when Trump became President

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

I’d bet $100 he’s driven this couple mile route from his restaurant to home drunk 100+ times. Further, I’d bet he’s been pulled over drunk on this route a couple times and let off.

Does this count as another major?

I agree, this imbalance needs to stop. We need cars designed and built in America, like the Ford Focus, Buick Cascada or the Chevrolet SS.

But her Muslims, and he’s an email!

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

I think you understand exactly why they would vote for him in the same way that I personally understand why hopelessly impoverished hicks in West Virginia would look at Trump and say “He’s just like us!”

Poe’s Law is stronger than ever

It’s honestly impressive how wrong these people(and Trump) can be in just one concise statement.

We didn’t? Where the hell have you been?

The damage caused by Roger Ailes is truly breathtaking in its impact and scope. Professionally, he was a proto-Rove Richard Nixon accomplice and enabler who went on to found the most powerful and pervasive propaganda network in modern history, which was profoundly responsible for training millions to disregard…

A baby bird in the nest that opens its brightly-colored mouth and makes a peep sound will be fed by its parents. It will continue doing this until it is a fully grown bird. Meanwhile, a baby bird that does not do this will starve to death.

Seriously fuck all of those people who pretended that Hillary was worse than Donald.

Seriously fuck all of those people who pretended that Hillary was worse than Donald. Not only was she competent, she would have been a great president. The people who voted for this orange buffoon all deserve to suffer the consequences of their vote.

“But I just COULDN’T vote for Hillary Clinton”