It is a book for conservatives to buy for their liberal daughters as an underhanded fuck you.

Papa trump would not like a 30 years old mentality in Ivanka.

Deadspin’s constant obsession with shitting on Bill Simmons is getting a bit tiresome.

LeBron’s Cavs did it last year...

Isn’t Poppovich the GM of the Spurs? Or at least the de facto GM sort of like Belichick is the for the Patriots?

5-6 figures at most. The PR was terrible, but United would have an easy claim that it wasn’t them at fault.

When your whole strategy for winning is based on lying and disenfranchisement, your party sucks.

At least the refs use it for their glaucoma.

I actually agree with you and Thrumbrillo in principle. Sometimes we will have to make compromises. My issue is that it’s always the same people who are asked to make the compromises. We always tell the marginalized people to suck it up and that Congressman Joe Blow is good enough. We don’t demand Joe Blow to change…

Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

Wow. That’s going to cost a ton of iPhones. He better stop buying so many.

They’re snarky because this guy, while doing an undoubtedly good public service here, also expresses surprise that tax deductions mostly benefit the well-off and that the government doesn’t actually provide for all the needs of the poor and sick. One of the richest and most powerful men in the last couple decades in…

Blog refuses to congratulate white man for coming to a very basic realization about his privilege several decades later than he should have, commenters get mad.

Local Commentariat Complains About Soft Ribbing Billionaire Recieved for Stupid Comments

Only Messi really knows how taxing those ten years were, however.

Hottest of takes; Reese’s kind of suck. It’s subpar chocolate mixed with subpar peanut butter that’s been shelf-stabilized to within an inch of its life.

“Camps? I think he meant centers.” - Sean Spicer

Seriously? Do you think the party already seated would AGREE to that?

"Oh, no. That's okay. He's not with us."

"Well, in that case, Sir, if you'd like to dine with us we have seats available/it'll be an X long wait/could we interest you in take-away?"

Not that hard.