that's actually pretty neat, until the cute chick sitting beside you somewhere asks what it is...

unless its for sex points later that night, I'd just keep a flashlight (or at this day and age, an LED torch) handy in the the glove compartment, or on my keychain.

wait-kids actually have premeditated thoughts of busting open the fridge for...veggies? I'm 23 and unless they were served with dinner or dip, veggies were out of the equation. I have learned to be more responsible since then, but you've got quite a ways to go into expecting your child to make a rational choice…

"now remember kids, we're parked in the ITCHY Lot"

I don't see snakes on there...

@ii.mull:

and...poof

@iain010100:

"That one is Jerry, the cowboy ... and the different looking thing there is Salid, the cowboy"

lawl...2 broken bats? 3's a charm!!!

seriously...

err, the back of a burger king receipt with written code FF03453 gets me an original (the long) chicken sandwich, fries and a drink for $2.12

BEES...EVERYWHERE!!! AHHHHHH