What I think of every time I see this place:

Anyone ever have waffle cookies?

Just order both sandwiches and make the stupid thing yourself.

“Oh. Um, I’m just, like, black.”

The chicken fried steak guy probably was expecting a full-on turkey that came from the wall, Ms. Belmont.

It’s funny to hear him refer to Nintendo Ultra 64 as “the big U”, considering years later we’d get the Wii U. Maybe the system’s full name is really Wii Ultra?

In honor of the King of Pop, who passed away 6 years ago this week.

I put one up! Posting again for good measure.

Calling back to this ‘shop contest

http://mfrp.ytmnd.com/

Would you like to try a game of Lucky Hit?

The real hipsters drink Crystal, from Pepsi.

Go 2 It itself is hard enough!

Should have called a cleaning company.

Her weapon needs to be a selfie stick.

A friend of mine left early from a graduation party and told the host that he had to leave because "his eye was bothering him". He was looking at the host and didn't so much as wink.

I heard he got on a plane with his family, but denied Corey Feldman joining them.