Oh Sofia you sweet summer child....you do not fuck with folks’ parking in the West Village. You’ll recall Alec Baldwin threw down for a parking space in this hood not too long ago? Also, if you want to keep your production running on time, perhaps quit working with notorious abusive drunk Bill Murray. I have no doubt…

Have a gander at the full law. It’s now much, much harder to convert to condos. Good luck!

Apropos of almost nothing, I’m in the middle of a Deadwood rewatch in honor of the movie coming out and I just watched “Suffer the Little Children” where Kristen Bell played a sociopathic grifter who meets a very ugly end. She is so damn evil in that episode! Tiny, doll-like and evil.

So much this! I was tabling at a panel for women who want to get more involved in volunteering after the dumpster fire that was the 2016 election. If I had a nickel for each basic bitch in the Q + A session who started a non-question with “while I was working on Hillary’s campaign...” and then followed that up with an…

And his son too! Starship Troopers anyone?

You shut your lying whore’s mouth! The fact that he could sell the idea of an FBI agent named Johnny Fucking UTAH who has to go under cover as a surfer, for fuck’s sake?! And the movie’s climax involves him jumping out to the plane without.a.chute.  What else do you want from my Eternal Immortal Boo?  If anyone else…

She finally sold me in the Clouds of Sils Maria. She goes toe to toe with Juliet Binoche.

Run, don’t walk to see Mandy.  He goes “Full Cage” in the last few moments and it is everything!!!!

Y’all, I wasn’t super familiar with Ms. Wolf’s work, so I cracked a Google and ended up here. This article, which is not particularly kind to Wolf’s lack of primary source research (seems to be a pattern here), does point out that The Beauty Myth brings up important issues about women needing to be conventionally attra…

I vaguely recall that it got fairly decent reviews, but all I could think when I saw the trailer was, is this Kids for the middle school set?

No T, no shade, no pink lemonade, but as a salesperson, if you’re at a multi-national chain, the salesperson is either required to try to help you and/or they are on commission and have sales goals untethered to the realities of the economy. I have heard from a former employee that even at the lowly Bed, Bath and…

You....know...Keanu’s not white, right?!

Far be it for me to defend Jonah Hill, but he...seems....to have grown up. He copped to being a dick when he was younger in his fairly recent interview with Desus and Mero on the Bodega Boys podcast. Listening to it turned the tide for me. I turned off that podcast and said out loud: “I guess I don’t hate Jonah Hill…

Keanu is the world’s most impossibly beautiful dork. 

I just got ghosted last year the only real friend I had in college. After years of SWF-ing me by copying my hair style (platinum faux-hawk and then pastel faux-hawk) she ghosted me I guess because I had lost weight and she had gained it. She was no longer better than me and she couldn’t handle it.

Wish you weren’t so awkward bud.

The woooooorrrrssssttttt offender is J.D. Ward. I love the plotting of her Black Dagger Brotherhood series, but jesus these names! I can ride with Wrath, but Rhage? Zsadist? Phury? s’EX???!! I know they’re vampires and Shadows etc, but give me an Eric Northman and day!

To my NYC sisters please support NYAAF. We pay for abortions for women who are from or come to New York State. We already handle heavy traffic from out of state, especially PA and it’s only going to get worse as states refuse to make up Title X shortfalls. Also, consider supporting the Brigid Alliance. They pay for…

So much this! I know not everyone is free to be open about all this--which is some bullshit!

If you got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me. You’d better let that one marinate!