Penny makes everything better!

So Tommy and Keanu are really the only two actions stars left standing from their generation. Why do you think people have forgiven Keanu’s recently shitty track record and wholeheartedly embraced the John Wick franchise? Because Keanu has no ego and he never has.

This!! So much this! I think it’s clear from my screen name that I love this director/production team. But if Keanu gets to be a celebate Ronin for all intents and purposes in Wick why does Charlize need to be so stereotypically sex-ay? It’s so effing frustrating!

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British GQ actually has fabulous long form interviews. Their recent interview with Keanu was fabulous...and not just for the accompanying photos.

Condi Rice spoke at my graduation in ‘04 and she had the gall to defend her position on the invasion of Iraq in her fucking speech. Her cracked logic was that Southern folks never thought blacks could take care of themselves without Jim Crow laws in place to control them, just as we had written off the Iraqis ability…

Originally. We moved a lot. My mom is over on East Jefferson now.

Yes, but Nugent is from Redford and Rock is from fucking Romeo...so?! I still wear my “Made in Detroit” t-shirt proudly in NYC...because no one here knows Rock owns that company.

Gah! Pence in white lace boxer shorts...I can never unsee this mental image! Damn you Joanna!

He’s just jealous that Bobby Brooks is out and proud.

If you feel like you’re done with Chapelle, I highly reccomend Jerrod Carmichael’s new special 8 on HBO. He goes there too. He gets very, very dark. But I never feel like he punches down.

What I’m getting from that word salad is that he’s perhaps immature in Slate’s estimation. Sweet, gorgeous and immature.

But...but...the whole back of the house of this restaurant (as with most restaurants on the coasts) is full of folks of indeterminate legal status! The restaurant business runs on the labor of immigrants. You just know this guys has been getting a very special staff meal for weeks now.

“Palm of My Hand” on Zhu’s GENERATIONWHY. This song has everything: a sexy, bluesy saxophone floating over a synth beat, melancholic nonsense lyrics repeated over and over again, ambient traffic noises and it all closes out with a sexy lady speaking random French lines. Enigma rides again!

If OG Crazy Days and Nights is to be believed Pammy has actually been a high-priced escort for years.

Respectability politics...it’s not just for women and black folks anymore!

The sexy times in the steam room is the reason many NYSC ripped out the steam rooms in the men’s locker rooms and only in the men’s locker room. We still have a steam room on the women’s side in the Chelsea location.

I have seen him at the Cellar. He’s got the foundations to be a truly good stand-up. He’s just soooooo fucking young. He’s 23 now and he joined SNL at 20. Imagine that kind of exposure at that age—and I don’t mean his fans, I mean his peers. Best of luck, Pete.

Setting aside the fact that Chaffetz doesn’t understand how math works, the thing he is really saying is, “poor people don’t deserve to have any nice things, ever.” Why? Because this asshole thinks that poor people choose to be poor. This is the “you made your bed,” idea of poverty. See also, LGBTQ folks and all women…

Yeah, that would be the alcohol and cigarettes. Christie Brinkley might want to check out an Al-Anon meeting (see also Billy Joel).