"I don't need feminism because ____(insert lifestyle choice that feminism allowed me to make)____"

If I were a man and some woman piped up with "I'm not a feminist..." I would look her in the eye and say "Excuse me. MEN are talking here" and then ignore her for the rest of the evening.

I think this is the only time I've had penis envy.

As a heterosexual, married male, I must offer two responses to this article:

First, the positive: Thank you for the laugh. This was one of the most insightful, witty, cutting articles I've read in a long time—and it had me howling, until...

Second, the negative: I have realized I know far too many men—and far too many…

His lawyer used the words "pseudo-tribal psychological voodoo" in an attempt to explain what happened? Done with this world.

Shut the fuck up about your "free markets." What we currently have is not a fucking market and it's not fucking free you Randian fuckwit.

It's NOT your money, moron. How fucking stupid are you? Saying it's your money is stupid. If you go shopping at Walmart (because of course you would) and buy something, you can't go back at any time afterward and lay claim to "your money."

You seem like a real treat. Good luck on the island!

Why do assholes like you keep screaming FREE? Women are ALREADY paying for this. Christ, can you even READ?

Because you're NOT paying for it, you fucking moron. The EMPLOYEE is, and ignorant assholes like you are telling me women you're going to take THEIR money and THEIR rights because you hate sex and women.

And, you mean "immoral" not "amoral". Amoral = lack of morality. Immoral = of questionable morality.

Cool, so you're going to continue to only engage with the portions of the discussion where you can whine about taxes. Glad we had this talk.

There are laws MANDATING that I carry car insurance. I can't get a loan without it. Are you saying the bank then, gets a say in what kind of car I drive?

You mean, like we do now?! Through, you know, IMMORAL TAXATION?!?!??!?! Quelle horreur!

You're so not clear on how this whole thing works. Neither the company nor tax dollars are paying for this. Alternately, why don't we have a say? What if we don't want, idk, our tax dollars covering your heart medication when all you do is eat shitty food? What if we don't want our tax dollars to give blood…

You're not footing the bill for anyone else's coverage. That's not how insurance works.

Ok then: Do not drive on roads, do not send your kids to public school, do not enter a public library, do not put your trash at the curb- Go start you're own island where no one pays taxes and everyone burns their own garbage- Good Luck!

This is not about a "paycheck", this is about a "benefit" that the employer has the option of paying for or not.

This is inherently an ill-conceived conception of health care, because the entire concept of an insurance pool is that different segments of the pool are subsidizing other segments of the pool at different times. That is, at any given time there will be healthy people and there will be sick people. If the market…

fuck you and the free penis pump you rode in on—one that WAS covered by MY FUCKING TAX MONEY-