A COUPLE of law courses?!?!? YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY??? Holy shit, let me just flush my JD down the drain, because we have a wicked smart commenter who has taken a couple of law courses and has no problem arguing a point over and over that actually has no basis in legal reality! Thank you SO MUCH from the knowledge that…

You sound like a Typical Clueless White Person™.

Yes, I totally feel SO BAD YOU GUYS, for the what is most likely the upper echelon, economically, of Brasil totally crying all the tears over this wicked important sporting event! It is literally the WORST THING EVER to lose a game!!!

Ugh, Ryland is the worst name, but he has the BEST PARENTS.

Ew, no fucking Woody Allen movies, thanks.

I agree. There is nothing "true" in what they believe, the only reason I regretted it was because I am a woman and he was a scary dude who earlier in the cab ride let me know he had a shotgun in the trunk.

My god. My cab driver the other night was a 9-11/Sandy Hook/Boston Marathon truther. It was INSANE. I was slightly...altered, so I foolishly engaged this man in conversation but he looked me right in the eye and said the Marathon bombing never happened. Like an idiot I brought up one of my acquaintances who lost a leg…

It's cool brah. You can't have those scary gay dudes "kissing in your face", your fragile grasp on your heterosexuality would crumble, we get it.

The only thing I see wrong is that you are a bigot, bigot.

Forgive me, also I loved those jackets.

Um, he covered the logo of his uniform in the Olympics gold medal ceremony because it wasn't Nike. There is no pass for that, doesn't mean he wasn't one of my favorite players and possibly the greatest, but yeah.

Who can forget his allegiance to Nike in 92. (Well besides the children who read and comment on Deadspin)

Thanks fucknut, that really really hurts my feelings. So sad am I.

Wow you are fucking dense. SPOILER ALERT: we are not an us, I don't fucking know you, and your comments ALL OVER THIS THREAD are dumb.

Glad when you see an article about rape and silence in MLB the first thing you think of is what kind of a joke you can tell. Really insightful and important commentary. I don't think your "joke" or rape are funny, if you can't handle it why don't you not peddle your shitty jokes on the internet where other people can…

Ok right, so we have another one who can't read so good I see, I know your eye went right to the super funny Rangers joke, but here you go, BRAH: