BEVSS

Let me guess, dealers will immediately list these over MSRP. Something like $66,669?

Just buy a tesla and do crossword puzzles while it drives you home.

Meh, try driving on black ice after sunset on I-95.

ID probably upside down in a ditch, but AZ delegates agree.

Nope. Elmo has been a shit stan since the late 1980s. Daddy issues and evading the military draft. Sound familiar?

More GOP “Law and order for thee not me” bullshit.

I assume your shtick is received well on Twitter and that other MAGA media site. Now GTFO.

Donold is busy acting tough and fighting social justice. Needs to log his 100 work hours before golf season goes into full-effect.

There are only three regions in PA.

Teresa Martinez - Former substitute teacher living in a gated community. Continues to interfere with female reproductive rights.

They rarely enforce highway traffic laws in Arizona metro areas.

So additional hardware he can sell to Tesla stans? And fewer Chinese tariffs on it! Profit!

2018?

Will blue ketamine keep that space junk up?

As long as an entire jet engine doesn’t fall into my bedroom.

Really need someone like Sacha Baron Cohen to go under cover and infiltrate the WH press corps.

How many Teslas are manufactured in Canada or Mexico? What happened to Donnie’s tough talk on China imports? Elmo is really reaping benefits from his $250,000,000+ investment in the orange toddler’s election campaign.

If “taught” means learned by watching some Faux entertainment channel or a right-wing youtuber then sure.

That GOP motto hasn’t applied since Reagan. Since 2015 it’s: