“Hunter’s pardon” and “Kamala” will be two of the main excuses neo-nazis use in 2027 when the economy is still flat.

Money is the thing that I need
To fulfil my greed.
Marky Mark would like to say
That I’m fiending, just to get paid.
Forget love and all that crap
I’m just tryin’ to keep my pockets fat.
I need cash in a hurry and it just ain’t funny
Yo, I need money!

All I can think of is Harry’s Dog Van.

4" paperweight replica of a musket from my carry on.

So I can sell my 25 yr-old Corvette for flowers too?

Or just wait for Google Ocean Floor View?

Money doesn’t buy intelligence.

Mach-E still limiting max e-power to ~5 seconds?

Impersonating law enforcement isn’t “harmless”.

Earlier, you probably lane-split me 15 mph over the legal limit almost hitting the side-view mirror in my 20 yr-old sports car. I can only lift a middle finger to help you now.

If 12 owners are mad at a car company, does it matter?

and a stripper “girlfriend”.

Take the blue pill.

Another photo and it still looks like hot garbage.

Thermodynamics? Somewhere, Charles Coulomb laughs.

Elmo is a figurehead. Smarter, more experienced peeps run “his” companies.

Anything stolen. Preferably with a CB radio.

1990s truck? You’re not trying hard enough.

He already has. Why else would Elmo spend $250,000,000 supporting Trump political ads?

Where is the fourth horseman, RFK jr?