Another armchair lawyer with his law degree from Fox News. Maybe you should apply to be Donald’s lawyer in his next felony case.

I’d say the biggest threat is probably Trump. During his time in office:

Then Mar-a-Lagone!!!!!

They’re busy planning how many of them will vote more than once in November.

A bro “just happened to stumble upon a new Hummer EV abandoned on a desert trail.” Sure and I’m Paris Hilton.

Most criminals aren’t accused of being smart.

I had a similar experience at my last house after living there 10 years and a bubba moving in next door. “Luckily”, our lots were 1/3 acre so I had some buffer.

3, 4, whatever size garage doesn’t matter. Junkyard John will keep his garage for a man cave or storage and park his trash outside.

6 feet from ground level is the typical fence/wall ordinance. Most houses are on concrete slabs above ground level so a 6 ft person can easily see into their neighbors yard.

Property acreage is small in Phoenix like most of the west coast cities. There isn’t “privacy” in driveways and backyards.

Not everyone can sit at home revising finance worksheets all day or be creating Onlyfans content.

No photos of the interior? I assume the interior is fitting for a $40,000 car Ford product.

That means he maxed it out at Walmart or lost it at Spearmint Rhino.

So many words. So few photos. Is this AOL dial-up?

Did he receive some glove love?

Donald can make them start a new flight route....

Didn’t the perp ever see Predator? Even Arnold figured out how to disguise himself from an advanced alien’s thermal imaging.

Nah, that DeLorean had the flux capacitor option and is actually only a few weeks old, relatively.

That’s how families are created.

We’re wild, wild in the streets!