Join forces to find a cure for male pattern baldness? Trumpy could steal money from the Pentagon to assist with the research.

Elon has something Trump wants. Money.

Did he mention electric trucks?

Is the reviewer Dr. Octopus from the Spiderman movies?

What’s NASA’s protocol for explosive diarrhea?

Brah, should’ve made a confrontational youtube video about it. Bonus points for a duck-face video thumbnail.

Don’t follow Sleezon. But why would anyone, let alone shareholders, approve a $54,000,000,000 bonus to their “boss”?

I’m hopeful this year’s presidential debates are Jeopardy style with categories like “Most Famous Felons”, “Worst Movie Cameos”, “Divorced Presidents”, “Draft Dodgers” and “Real Facts”.

They aren’t voting for Donnie. They are voting against “woke, lib, communist socialist, educated democrats who gonna take away gunz and freedum!!!!!”.

Paid rally actors.

Trumpee has been proven beyond a reasonable doubt to be competent of embezzlement, adultery and sexual abuse in just the past year.

What else are unemployed stooges and retired bigots going to do on a weekday afternoon? Watch Jerry Springer reruns?

Unfortunately, too many words for his deplorable base to comprehend.

Google videos of the St. Maarten (Juliana) Airport.

Alex Choi 1000000% caters to 8-42yo boys

And small hands.

Nothing but a pinky flex.

Not a win for Geely’s quality.

I think the doctors implanted the hair plugs too deep in his skull.

Either his AI is posting all that maga disinformation on twitter now or shitbag humans are.