Mjölnir!

exactly 0 of those guns would have been used in the plane.

Doesn’t sound like you’re the promotable type.

Guess you’ve never driven on I-5 or I-8 on the west coast. The Border Patrol has multiple fixed and rolling checkpoints.

Peeps would bitch about GM and Ford regardless.

Your comment is cool and all that, but reading is fundamental.

His tires were obviously not filled with nitrogen.

Issac Newton was front and present.

Tesla with STD on board

Meh, all acronyms can be pluralized with a little “s”.

Why? GM can just keep raising the MSRP and profits until enough people stop pre-ordering stuff.

Thanks Doc. When can I come over for a colon cancer checkup?

The end of sunset is probably best because there are less shadows and better depth perception.

The posted suicide hotline signs are interesting.

You must’ve missed TRUMP ICE Natural Spring Water. Sourced in Vermont and bottled in New York. Genius! lol

Trumpito missed his opportunity to have his face painted on Air Force One.

Nothing but luggage, liquor bottles, and Steven Seagal in those commercial airline lower fuselages.

MAGA code for “South Florida” is “Italian”.

I went out to eat twice — once outdoors, once inside at a place with lots of space between tables.

Weekend desert bros gonna love this. ‘Merica (by Japan)!