The development is right next to the Apache Blvd light rail station. Also, this is a prime off-campus ASU housing area. Probably 75%+ of the residents will be college students. There’s also a period of the day that isn’t usually extreme temps. It is called nighttime.

It’s the ASU campus area. Ride share e-scooters are plentiful there.

Only 8.7 $10,000 bills.

I would suggest the widow sue the shit out of this guy. But she won’t be able to compete with Ravnsborg’s defense funds after donations from Ricky Schroder and Mypillow Guy.

Your roommate should move to South Dakota.

No shag carpet. Pass.

Will I be able to ride the Tesla robot from the back, hands free too?

People pound the desk endlessly about the Corvette’s interior being sub-standard, but cloth seats in this banger gets a pass?

Easy. Impound all red Camaros registered in NJ. Case closed.

So many cool cars. A-Team van, Magnum’s Ferrari 308 GTS, KITT, McCormick’s Coyote X, 007 Aston Martin, the Bandit, and Colt Seaver’s GMC 4x4. But, simply:

“Integra fans”. lol

I’ll assume educated and knowledgeable = arrogant and conceited in your playbook.

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

At least he didn’t dress as a woman for Donald’s enjoyment.

Upon further investigation, it was determined that engines aren’t stopping unexpectedly. Horsepower is so low that owners can’t discernibly tell when the powertrain is engaged.

The Shark Tank era. Hopefully it ends soon.

I’d be raging if a neighbor started parking multiple vehicles outside, 10 feet from my bedroom window and/or back patio.

Maybe parking motor vehicles within x feet of a neighboring property line.

Starting petition that no four-wheel vehicles with less than 200 hp be reviewed on Jalopnik ever again. This isn’t 1995.

San Fernando Valley - East?