In almost any other state, could’ve claimed that he was maintaining an acceptable social (physical) distance from the accident thus couldn’t discern what happened.

There’s my next traffic court defense. “I probably have hypoglycemia and as a result a lead foot”.

Did you learn to play the banjo?

Electric hummers are the best hummers. No foreplay or cuddling.

Obviously, the Jeep grille holds more blinker fluid.

So you’re saying you would pay $82,999 for it?!?!

Only if was a (Ariana) Grande Wagoneer trim.

CSI phobia, bro?

The recent trend of rotary knobs (Ford, Jaguar, etc.) and steering wheel stalks (Mercedes) is much worse.

‘Cause no one would ever see a $40k+ Charger, F150, Camaro, or BMW in a ghetto or trailer park?!?! Your soap-box should be about people living within their means rather than absolute monetary values.

Is the f’in panoramic roof standard like every other small, sporty SUV built in the last 5 years? That may be desirable in northern states, but damn if I want that additional solar load where I live. Nearly impossible to find a low-mileage, used 2018+ SQ5 Prestige without a damn panoramic roof. Same goes for the…

No, that’s not how socialism works. Forcing everyone to fly the Confederate flag would be Nazism.

Meh. That isn’t my kid.

When you can’t afford cat food, Del Taco saves the day.

A cross-country USA trip in a Mitsubishi? Bro, a bald eagle cries.

So, even more plastic?!?!

Not sure about that advice. Can he even fit the entire car in his “scrap accumulation area”?

Is it really a Porsche if it has a 4 cylinder VW engine? Asking for a friend.

How can I down vote this “systemic racism” post?

Nah. Some of us graduated from college.