Painted-on turn signal indicators? Might as well be standard on all BMWs. Then corporate could reinvest the cost-savings into more unique body designs.

But can it tell you when the blinker fluid is too low?

Wait. The “only black driver in NASCAR’s Cup Series” is named “Bubba”? C’mon man!

Puritanism is alive and well in the USA. Even in Sin City, I believe only one club is grandfathered in for full-nude with a liquor license.

‘Cause sitting at home in your underwear watching pornhub is so much better.

I’m sure the unemployed exotic dancers don’t think it is stupid.

<Golf clap> A true American. Now if only someone would bring back (female) topless car washes.

Are these escort prices?

Bernie’s fault obviously.

Yeah, cause no one would ever lie or BS about their excuse to circumnavigate the HOA posted covenants.

They’re going to get hit, and hard

If you don’t like the rules, then change the rules. Don’t bitch for not following them.

Umm, there’s this new thing called the interwebs. Most HOAs post their covenants and restrictions online.

Shouldn’t be a problem now.

Blah, blah, blah. Not having an HOA is liberating until asshats that can barely afford to live in your neighborhood move in.

The alternative? No HOA. Then the new $hitheads next door can park their junk vehicles right on your property line instead of on their own fukin’ driveway! Don’t get me started on their accessory dwelling unit build attempts. Selling after 15 years and the past 2 with the $hitheads, I’m very sensitive to the prospects…

“Journalism” 2020! This title blows as loud as the fifth trumpet of the apocalypse. Is it near? I could use a vacation.

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Where’s the absolute “roll over”?

Try a 60% (controlled) slope and report back.