Here's wishing you an eternity of Ordinary Magic, Van Wilder, and Green Lantern repeated on the big screen in the sky.

Not the hood. Not the hood!

Grrrrr! Black wheels jumped the shark a few years ago.

and, of course, the BMW has perfect 50/50 weight distribution (without blinker fluid)

or street tacos

Q-Link preceded AOL but was primarily Commodore based. Parents were never happy about the typical ~$100 surcharge a month for accessing premium content.

It’s ‘Merica. Special licenses aren’t even required to drive a Class A motorhome (big RV). I see thousands of 65+ year olds driving those big rigs around each winter and most towing trailers or vehicles!

Nope. Those stereotypes still hold true, bro. Except for the random, insecure snowbird that has a lifted F250 to pull a trailer & ATV.

Get off my lawn!

Got damn! Ford can a sell a Focus that costs $40k?

No powertrain upgrades for all the additional weight needed for real ballistic and blast protection? Oh wait, this is an overpriced exterior upgrade for Texans, SoCal, and New Yorkers with small d*cks.

Everything that is wrong with 'Murica!

The same EFV that sank in the Pacific at Camp Pendleton during testing?

6 knots requirement is a threshold. Not a hard limit.

No. The BTR is a lighter weight armored personnel carrier. The Marines want an Amphibious Combat Vehicle.

You’re ignorant on the subject of this article. These are not APCs! And to suggest a Russian BTR or amphibious Stryker is comical.

Vladimir, is that you? Can you not comprehend that the BTR and ACV 1.1 have different performance specifications? Oh, that English acronym is Amphibious Combat Vehicle.

It's a "similar design" because they all are green, have 8 wheels, float, and share a front end profile? Too funny

I don’t remember the US losing a military conflict since the turn of century. The DoD hasn’t failed miserably. F-35 is becoming successful, there is a M109 replacement/upgrade, a Bradley upgrade is on the horizon with a new APC to follow. MRAPs, though excessive, saved 1000s of soldiers lives in the past decade.

Similar design because it's green, has 8 wheels, and an edge shaped nose? Too funny.