I would’ve never have guessed Tarantino had mommy issues...said no one, ever.

Yeah, well. That’s an immature fucking dick move, isn’t it?

wut?

Can you really say this is the “team behind Castlevania” without Warren Ellis? I’m beyond thrilled that more Castlevania is coming, but I’m curious if the quality dips without its former writer.

He was kind of a bad guy in Horizon Zero Dawn as well. He helped for a bit, but clearly had some shady evil shit he wanted to do himself once Aloy did all the work and got rid of his competition. 

“her upcoming album No Veteran Dies Alone, apparently scheduled for 2022"

You write for a website (and family of websites) that just tried to paint someone as a racist because in 1999 at age 19 her parents made her go to a ball that had started allowing Black people to join an insufficient amount of time (20 years) prior to that.

Oh man, you didn’t check in to see how this insane stretch of a nothing-burger was getting roasted over at The Root? Cause it’s getting no traction there, and it feels like their readership should know.

I heard from my jogging coach (yes, Penn State requires 3 credits of phys ed or nutrition (for the exercise adverse) for graduation) that in the time after you finish your run, you continue to burn calories. I’m guessing that you burn only slightly more calories when you run versus walk, but the continual burn after…

He’s actually a good boy.

He looks pissed that you’re talking shit about him. 

Fitbit’s gotten a little bit more sophisticated and calculates your caloric burn based on entered weight and height. Hopefully, your weight has been entered recently. I would put money if you update your weight to include backpacks it’ll be more accurate.

You get the time back though, if you spend the same time out you get a lot more burn. The inaccuracy part also won’t factor in all the other calorie consumption aspect around vigorous exercise, if you are pushing yourself your putting your body under stress, tearing muscles and generally just driving your body into…

How many calories does it burn walking a 100 pound domestic wolf who loves to chase every dog, cat, squirrel, bicycle and motorcycle in sight and pulls like a truck? I have to wear gloves when I walk him otherwise the leash would burn my skin.

Sure but even when other standard variables get added in, since you asked SO nicely. Weight stayed constant during this, actually my intense cardio dropped to zero as it was during the gym lockdowns I did this so I did not have access to the ellipticals which is my favorite form of cardio. Basically the only variable…

30k steps is what - 15 miles or something? Did you just walk all day long and do nothing else? Was walking part of your job?

It sounds like maybe you pushed yourself too hard, too fast, when you started running?

Several months ago I started walking with a weighted backpack. Started at 15 lbs, worked my way up to 50. When I started, I had been doing 45 minute walks at 15 minutes/mile (I walk fast) and that was nothing; add that thing and it goes to a whole ‘nother level. It also really strengthened my knees, so when I started…

I got to a sub-60 bpm resting heart rate last year (around 58 to be precise) just walking. Now I walked A LOT about 30,000 to 35,000 steps a day but it wasn’t running. Walking can really help your heart out but if you want to increase the other part of your cardiovascular system namely your lungs, you need to do more…

So courageous of him. I’m so inspired, I want to take this opportunity to announce that I will not be working with Roman Polanski - for the foreseeable future.