What pipe? What are we psychic?

"I'd never heard of it, but it had a picture of a robot holding a cat, so I installed it."

"Elevator down, straight to Hell!"

Turn Down For What!

This looks like one of those cheesy, super-imposed high school portraits from the 70s. In other words: it's awesome!

By far my favorite Tim Burton movie.

This whole time I thought he was drawing our attention to the oppression brought about by tweed jackets. Thanks for the exegesis!

To be fair, the sample of Tea Partiers with a graduate degree was so small that this is probably not statistically significant.

Your statement is clearly false. It's a good fantasy book though!

Yeah, okay.

Great Job!

Great Job!

Sorry guy!

I think you won the internet today. Well argued.

I just finished an amazing book, The Black Book of Children's Bible Stories by Paul Bibeau. It starts with a line about severed heads, but its not strictly a horror novel. You might call it a theological thriller, as "The Exorcist" has been described. Nailing it down to a single genre is really beside the point,…

Ahem. Who created whom.

A completely unnecessarily funny answer. Thanks for the info!

All the cool kids at my school eat poop too. Peer pressure.

All that is true. However, what about "no-takesie-backsies"? What about "grandfather clause"?

You can't reason with fungi.

That is a lot like the Judeo-Christian explanation for why God let's bad things happen (the non-interventionist God). If God is stepping in or dictating the path of human history then it is not allowing for human choice and freedom. We can not love him freely without freedom. This, of course, makes more sense as an ex…