"So man that really sucks for you bro"

<i>What if this baby elephant was actually trying to gruesomely kill the dog? </i>

She looks amazing, but I think she should stop for a second and consider why the photographer chose to portray her as a lubed-up queen standing on a produce box as a pedestal, and rising out of a trash bag that is sitting on the slick alcohol/piss-covered floor of a back alley. Symbolism — it means something.

I actually got a mass-email from Uber the day before Halloween reminding people that surge pricing was likely to be in effect on the holiday. I have some issues with Uber, but they're pretty clear about their surge pricing.

I'm not sure about the price, but you have to type in the surge multiplier to confirm you're aware of it. So she knew that it was going to be 9x the normal rate.

It absolutely does. When you click "request uber" it says "hey surge pricing is in effect, it's __ much. Do you accept surge pricing?" and you have to click yes to request it.

But drunk people don't read it so this happens...

Her Imperial assistant.

If you're applying for a mainstream corporate job, why would you list any sort of activism on your résumé? No matter what it is, it seems like an unnecessary risk.

Identical except Jennifer had more experience and a higher skill set? What? That's not identical at all.

While it's not racism, saying that the confederate flag represents white people IS offensive.

This one.

Personally I think things got a bit ridiculous in the 1770's.

I agree. The worst thing about the bad VM is someone who leaves a long Bill Lumberg type message, but then turns into captain quicktalk when they give their number at the end of the 3 minute message. Now you have to listen to the whole thing again to get the number. When I leave a VM, I give name, number, why I…

Ugh. Screw that. If we said that kids (KIDS!! They are 18 fucking years old) who fail to declare a major within their first year, impacting their ability to graduate in four years, should not go to college... NO ONE WOULD GO TO COLLEGE except those rare people who know, at age 18, what they should be doing for the…

To be fair, I suppose there's an art to the voice message as well that people notoriously lack, and this is true both professionally and personally. I receive long-winded messages all the time that I have to listen to over and over in an attempt to write down what the person is trying to tell / ask of me. (And then I…

While I'm fine with voicemails, really long rambly ones drive me nuts, same with answering machines. One doctor I had, her answering machine took over forty-five seconds to get to the beep so I could leave the damn message (and no it wasn't like there were choices or legitimate reasons, it was just rambling). Every…

I guess it depends on what business you are in. At my office job, there is a definite age difference between those who email and those who call. It's not bad or good, it's just different.

I am Millennial OG (class of 2000) and my husband is from the tail end of Gen X. He leaves incredibly long, complicated voice mails (JUST LIKE HIS MOM DOES) in spite of the fact that he knows that I 1) won't listen to them, and 2) haven't left a voice mail for anyone in years because I think it's inconsiderate. I do…

Is Florida even real? Or is it a Christopher Guest movie?

I'm convinced there haven't been any actual (or worthy) divas since Patti Labelle, Aretha Franklin and Mariah Carey.