This is Incredibly rare. That said, next time you need wisdom teeth out, maybe don't do 4 at a time. do one on each side, then a few months later do the remaining two.

Apparently Jezebel's standard of 'awesome' 'special' and 'amazing' are reaching new lows.

I'm eagerly awaiting your mind blowing video of paint literally drying.

Yep. It's a totally different kind of animal. The only thing sloth bears and sloths have in common is that they're mammals.

And I'm not even particularly grossed out by feet...

That non-solution is the worst. I was also told as a kid all the things that I was doing wrong to make bullies target me, and I did my best to change it. But you know what? It didn't help. It didn't change a single goddamn thing, because at the end of the day, the bully doesn't give a shit about what backpack this kid…

I think the problem here is that the backpack in question has Rainbow Dash on it. Everyone knows that Twilight Sparkle is the best pony.

"while that was not the intent, the perception became reality" really fucking irks me

"If memory serves, Vonnegut was not overly fond of Rivera towards the end"

Sounds to me like he's talking about how he was allowed to sleep with women in the office and management didn't care. Doesn't mention a single thing about harassment.

Fun fact: He was once married to Kurt Vonnegut's daughter.

Wasn't Stacy Kiebler on DWS before she dated Clooney? Level of fame aside, it's kind of crappy to assume they are uninteresting people. I always figured he dated less famous women for more anonymity. The level of scrutiny on a relationship with an unknown Italian actress or B-list TV actress is much less than if he…

Shockingly enough, he might have felt that way about Canalis and Kiebler too. Worthless strumpets that they are, and all.

I strongly suspect I'm misunderstanding the tone here — but people aren't only as interesting as their jobs, right?

"dating down". I find this to be kind of offensive.

What a cynical, nasty, baseless article.

Or maybe, you know, he finds her smart and attractive and interesting and those two grown adults greatly enjoy each others' company. Anything's possible.

But. . . what about. .