I called it already: BEARDS ARE CANCELLED

Fucking finally, man.

I think the important question is what we women did to push this poor man over the edge. Clearly he was a decent man who just fell in with the wrong websites. All he needed was a good woman to notice his depositions. We should really begin to talk about mental health in this country. He’d been very depressed-

“He may use poetic license, he may use metaphor, but he never ever says that he hit Miss Heard,”

Even if they rule in favor of Depp on this particular case, all the other stuff that’s come out about him during the course of the trial paints both a disturbing enough and reckless enough picture of him that he’s never going to recover his professional reputation. Those texts alone ... Plus, more importantly for the…

Fucking hell that closing argument session was just a step by step guide as to why most women who are abused don’t come forward. One minute the lawyer is criticising her for going to court for a restraining order as a “publicity stunt” yet then criticising her for not getting law enforcement involved as “curious”,…

“Sorry we called you a wife beater, we will now stick to only proven headlines from this trial including “Johnny Depp headbutted his wife”, “Johnny Depp admits to at least one incident of physically harming Amber Heard”, “Johnny Depp called Heard a whore after he paid her $5m to “drop the charges””, and “Johnny Depp…

I won’t comment about Heard, because I’m still on the fence about her and want to actively refrain from allowing any biases to interfere with my determination, but Depp? I think the texts alone are pretty telling. There is LITERALLY NEVER any excuse to speak about women like this:

Wass used text messages sent by Depp as evidence for her claim, which included descriptions of women like “sluts,” “fat ugly whores,” “worthless hooker,” and “withering cunt.”

So I’m sure they will show up, so what is up with the weirdly passionate Depp defenders that show up in every comments section?

There are other articles that have quotes where he is trying to sound like a tragic victim of a manipulative gold digger but just comes off like a narcissistic fool. WHY would he do this to himself??

I don’t know. We seem to be bending over backwards to find reasons why we should believe Tara Reade. Mostly centered on “believe women,” a concept I support. And I know that there’s a lot about how “real victims” behave and how damaging that is—so we shouldn’t factor in her character, which is that she’s a lifelong…

So she sounds like a fairly terrible person who would sell out anyone or anything for the right price. 

Do you think I could get TikTok famous simply by tracking down TikTok douchebags and tazing them?

So tonight my 14-yr old dog collapsed and I managed to revive him, got him to an emergency vet where because of Covid 19, I couldn’t go inside with him - I had to leave him in the entry way of the clinic and then back out and shut the door. I then had to sit in my car with the vet calling me every 15 minutes with…

Of course she wants people to pay for her work. I know on Jez snarks got to snark but y’all have some odd things to be snarky about. 

If we had a competent leader in the White House (and by “competent” I mean the vocabulary of a high school sophomore), no one would want to fuck Andrew Cuomo. We are in dire straits and very sad times when bare minimum is someone who sucks but happens to be able to string a sentence together. Le sigh.

Ellen Degeneres is dead to me. She was not ‘kind’ to her staff... she cut them off from their wages and let them drift, like any tycoon would.

Penis size varies in the same way as vaginal size. Sometimes you get a better response from a big penis, sometimes you get a better response with a small penis. That’s kind of my take away from my history of sexual encounters. Sometimes things link up really well, sometimes they don’t. Sometimes skill and technique…

I feel the same, except I am secretly a little jealous. I mean my man is hot, I’d hit on him like no one’s business if I was a single lady. But I think there is a world of difference between walking the walk of trusting someone and banishing every single jealous thought from your head. I don’t think I’ll ever be able…