As an Anglican, I'm pretty fucking angry it isn't purple. Let's put Christ back into the Advent penitential season, people.

Is she wearing a bathrobe in that picture? I can’t wait till I’m old enough to be eccentric. Although I suppose you also have to have money for that.

Holy fuck, this comment needs ALL the stars. Quite possibly one of the best things I’ve read on Kitchenette.

Perfect! One of my favorite scenes and my daughter reminds me of this constantly as I swear her favorite meats are bacon & ham. She also favors pork chops, pulled pork or pork loin over most others.

We need to get this comment higher. it’s too good.

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!