Jeremy Renner was married? And had a kid? I'd always heard rumors that he bats for the other team, as they say...
As a New Yorker, the NYPD has been scaring the shit out of me. There's a part of me that's a little scared to go home to my apartment in Brooklyn at the end of this week. Things like this are what you would expect to happen in a police state. They've literally stopped arresting people since the two officers were…
I fell asleep early and closed the laptop. They can't get it opened with their paws. They are kind of pissed at me right now. I expect to find various barfs around the house today.
This is my sweet Neely. She's fifteen years old, dying of liver cancer, feisty as hell, and LOVES the snow. Unfortunately for this snow-loving feline, we live in Tennessee and rarely see the stuff. On the rare occasion that it does snow, she will claw on the window and whine until I let her out. She will get me out of…
this is both valid and good. good and valid.
he has best responses ever
I confess; I only wrote this to get XO's response.
where is Xo with an update from cat hq?????????
give me it now
My Bengal does that to whenever we get a nice dry snow which doesn't happen often in Seattle.
Woman (me!) gets dumped right before Christmas, spends the $60 set aside for ex's present on a really nice vibrator (originally $80 but on sale—must have been meant to be). Two years later, the vibrator and I are still together. <3 <3 <3
Hm, not that impressive. Two better revenge stories:
Nope. Child porn creeps use the old kazaa/edonkey/bearshare networks to share and seed their nastiness, and the cops got smart and learned how to use the same networks, and if you remember how those networks work, once you find somebody hosting a file and start downloading, you're immediately peered with a bunch of…
If one is fucked up enough to have an interest in child porn in the first place, and stupid enough to download it on a public wifi network in the second place, one deserves what one gets.
This is so sweet. Pun intended. I've got all sorts of grandma related feels this year. Be good to your grandmas! Oh also wrapping game is important! My mom had me wrap all of the gifts this year. I'm fairly certain I only got roughly 70% of the gifts wrapped according to her standards. Those god damned symmetrical…
and always apologizing for everything all the time, we won Hockey game, I am sorry...oops its actually sounds great.
Good idea. It's why we put flags on our luggage. And say eh a lot, when travelling.
I think they were mostly afraid they'd get sick and be subjected to that horrible socialized medicine with their Canadian Socialist death panels and affordable co-pays.