Anthony Bourdain is my celebrity crush. Yum.

I think there is something about arrogant male chefs with filthy mouths.

He's such a dick tho. And I get that if you're at the absolute top of your game with a Michelin star or two under your belt you might be a bit full of yourself but dude is like a Hell's Kitchen contestant with mismatched ego and talent. Not hot.

yes yes yes, I definitely would

Mine was okay this year, in that it wasn't soul-crushing. It opened with a picture of my kitchen though. I guess people like my kitchen. Last year featured a happy, smiling pic of me - announcing my very visible pregnancy that I eventually lost. I forgot I even posted it. But Facebook never forgets.

I hope they do take Meyer's feedback into account. I think it would be better if you could choose the photos you want in your video or slideshow at the outset, rather than having them pre-selected.

Part of enjoying sex is unlearning years of shame you are taught to feel about your body and your genitals. I had read this piece one by a bisexual man who said when asked what's the major difference between sleeping with women and sleeping with men and other than the obvious he said that women constantly apologize…

There's a guy who I'm seeing once in a while in a FWB situation. We have some amazing chemistry, until i get into bed with him, at which point he seems to think having a big cock is enough to get the job done. It's not for me at all. I need a lot of external stimulation, and no amount of me stating this has helped.
He'…

FUCKING THANK YOU.

Can we fucking stop with this shit? All this talk. All these articles about how sex can be great, suuure, without orgasms. ONE LITTLE DETAIL in all these articles though - almost all the women who don't come with their man are usually getting themselves off alone. I don't know about anyone else, but when I MASTURBATE,…

Not to miss the point of this article entirely, but question:

After I tried to talk to the first guy I slept with that I didn't orgasm on a particular night (I had previously with him before.) His response was, "well some women just don't." I got so annoyed. Some women maybe don't, but I do, and he just started not giving enough of a shit to try. We eventually broke up, but it…

The only way I would do a running regime is if a tiny baby rhino would chase me. Get on that Planet Fitness!

It's the lack of horn that gets me. Get a horn, 'ya big nut!

I am so completely mesmerized by its weird butt. It looks like an ill-fitting skirt. Skin skirt. Rhino skin skirt. GET YOUR BUTT TAILORED, TINY RHINO.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.

If he smells like a salt and vinegar chip, I am so in.

Never doubt the efficacy of the strategery genius of Leeroy Jenkins.

It's kind of cool, like it looks cool, it's just really dark and I am sooo fluffy. Maybe she thinks I need an edgy side lol

Well, when I realized what was happening, I sneakily slid some of her additional gifts under the couch and will return them. And the next time I'm home (she lives with my dad, because she's a precious 24 year old snowflake who doesn't understand adulting), I'm snagging the sweater and the Kate Spade necklace too.