Was he actually speaking French, or just repeating 'Omelette Du Fromage' like on Dexter's Laboratory?
Bullshit. Going to this kind of restaurant is like going to the Louvre and asking them to hang up some fucking Thomas Kinkade paintings. You're asking for an experience they don't fucking offer. Go somewhere that does, and stop wasting people's time.
*eyeroll* "Willing" implies consent, and we've decided as a society that 15-year-olds are not old enough to give consent. We've made some exceptions in statutory rape laws for minors close in age (so we won't prosecute 15 year olds having sex with 16 year olds in some states), but 20-year olds don't fall under those…
Totally irrelevant and possibly derailing, but... shouldn't you start with name-calling, then escalate to physical violence? I'm confused by the sequence of events in this quote.
Shit. He found us out! All women are part of some massive conspiracy to ruin some random college guy's life. We hold a lottery every week to determine our latest victim and activate the feminist terror cell nearest his location.
I am sooooooo afraid of this. I have imagined her coming home for thanksgiving and announcing to the family that she is becoming a nun. I would cry into my perfectly cooked turkey and wail: "Couldn't you just have gone into finance? Wouldn't that have been sufficiently embarrassing?!"
"Outside of a forced marriage or kidnapping, it just seems very hard to believe that a person would over and over again put themselves in a situation where they could expect this kind of behavior to occur."
These are men who consider themselves against sexual assault, and are shocked to find themselves accused of it.
Kind of like herpes.
Ah, sweet irony. My dad (who is probably writhing in hell right now) would not recognize himself as one of the kind of jerks depicted here, served in the Navy and would have definitely enjoyed the runny eggs story. But I can only imagine how many of his former servers could have written stories about him.
Where was the semen? I really was expecting semen!
one thing i love about bco is after it gets posted, people flood it with more awesome stories. it's the gift that keeps on giving.
I'm VERY distracted by Garth Brooks' "I'm going to Walmart with my kids" look. Dude couldn't even take off the hat and jacket??
Like how Kentucky Fried Chicken became KFC to change the expectation that that lump on your plate should be chicken.
Thank You. Well put.
A little off topic, but
The Learning Channel helps me learn about the shittiness of other people's lives, does that count?
If a husband is arguing with the Socratic method, but his wife can't hear him because she walked out, is there still a fight?