I know right? I can't get past his fivehead and the unfortunate hair. I. Just. Can't.

After watching him in Lawless, I thought that he should be in every movie ever made and play every part in every movie ever made.

Um. I hate to break it to you, but he is currently in my home. Having sex with me. Your Tom is obviously an imposter or a blow up doll.

Sorry, no can do. You can have this hideous knit turkey sweater I made for you though. It has the itchy acrylic yarn too, so you can wear it without a t-shirt and tell everyone you are twitching because of bad body lice. People are super impressed by poor hygiene.

Never thought about the adjustments. It's been so long since I was on bc, at least 17 years because I got a tubal the day after my youngest was born. Best decision ever. I can't remember if I had any bad reactions, but I'm sure I would remember if it was bad enough. I was weepy though for the first week or so after…

It worked super well for me. But I never had any issues with hormonal birth control other than some mild bloating and a little acne. I don't recall getting that on Depo though.

Aw no problem. How do you get out of the dog house? Does it involve hot tea and scalp massages?

I don't want to sound creepy or anything, but I was thinking about you last night as I was drifting off to sleep. In the depth of your despair you let other people share their happiness with you. I just really admire that. Anything else I might say will probably sound icky and weird, so you know, you are being thought…

Here's a Crazy Cat Lady starter kit. Sadly, it doesn't come with the cat-fur covered Christmas sweater, I think those are seasonal.

Depo Provera worked great for me, with the added benefit of not having a period and getting it every three months.

He sounds super manipulative. All of it ended up with you feeling sorry for him, when you had a legitimate beef with that shit. He waits to tell you about not wanting to be exclusive until AFTER you had sex and then made you cry? Run and do not look back. Ever. Please. Also, take care of yourself, I know that was…

Aw, not stupid. Shit happens. When everything is gone and stripped to the bone, what is more important, you or the car? You, the answer is you. :)

You have so much inner strength. I am a small mean person, and baseball bats and the police would have been involved.

I know I may get some flack for this, but mail her an anonymous, computer printed letter. He doesn't know where it came from, and if she is already suspicious, it will get her digging. I know that the downside is that she gets hurt. Badly. That is a blow. But I wish that one of the four women my ex husband was…

That right there is my main objection towards the push to do away with birth control and abortion. I think some of the fundies and crazies *coughRickSantorumcough* called birth control immoral! In 2014!

Lordy, and that's what they'd like to see us go back to as well. I was just thinking how horrible that must have been, punished the same if you had the baby or killed it. Nothing like a good ole catch 22 to liven up the olden days.

Heh. Me too, and I have two of them.

I am just a small cog in a big machine, but I think I can milk it for years.

OMG, so adorable.

Fuck your so called friends. We are here for you, with all the strange internet love you can handle.