For your escapist viewing pleasure, I present Landsharkkitten on a roomba.

I'm not even sure you are human. How can anyone ignore a hamster in a party hat? You can't see it, but I am giving a ton of side eye. A. Ton.

I am feeling this hamster. I can't count the number of times I have woke up in the bathtub, and horfed in the toilet.

Ugh, I hate assholes who yell at people who can't yell back. That just shows what a small person they are inside.

If there is indeed a god, someone will make this happen.

The cut of your jib. I like it.

It is essentially the abyss, staring back at you. Only it's an asshole. Staring back at you.

My most treasured possession to this day is an autographed copy of the crew of Columbia and a mission patch from the early 80's. It was in response to a letter I sent, stating that I wanted to see space from the Shuttle. I hope she gets to see space someday, I imagine it beats the view from here.

Do tell. Did it feel weird?

Considering how many guys I served with spent a good portion of their weekends burning holes in their arms with cigarettes for a beer, I would say that you are a gottdam prophet.

I am now expecting all of the tweakers in my small town to be sporting these brands all over their hands, arms and faces. I anticipate that at least 90% of said visible brands will be infected and possibly oozing. I further predict that I will urge them not to reproduce and depending on how menacing they are, laugh at…

Do me a favor and follow me around, apparently you have a magical ungreying power. In exchange, I will somehow post a landsharkkitten on a roomba video.

*fist pump*

It's not bad. Double promise. *teehee*

Damn straight.

Thank you! I have been asking myself that question since yesterday when I saw some dickwad mansplain how a muslim woman in a hijab and modest clothes is less likely to get raped than some slutty slut wearing a short skirt. Fuck this arbitrary bullshit.

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Chin up, lil buddy. Maybe you are a grow-er, not a show-er.

Does it Butters? Do I look compelled Butters? Let me tell you, its not very compelling!

Isn't it fabulous?