Ugh, I hate assholes who yell at people who can't yell back. That just shows what a small person they are inside.

The cut of your jib. I like it.

It is essentially the abyss, staring back at you. Only it's an asshole. Staring back at you.

Do tell. Did it feel weird?

Do me a favor and follow me around, apparently you have a magical ungreying power. In exchange, I will somehow post a landsharkkitten on a roomba video.

*fist pump*

It's not bad. Double promise. *teehee*

Damn straight.

Thank you! I have been asking myself that question since yesterday when I saw some dickwad mansplain how a muslim woman in a hijab and modest clothes is less likely to get raped than some slutty slut wearing a short skirt. Fuck this arbitrary bullshit.

#so #many #hashtags

Chin up, lil buddy. Maybe you are a grow-er, not a show-er.

Does it Butters? Do I look compelled Butters? Let me tell you, its not very compelling!

Isn't it fabulous?

Do you have pictures of said roof butt? For scientific purposes?

This is creepy, like you are reading my mind. I was just telling my son about how I was installing a chocolate fountain in my bathroom when I won the lottery. I said there would be a little stand filled with marshmallows right next to the toilet paper. I don't half-ass on class.

I see what you did there, Rebecca. However I am willing to allow the blatant manipulation of my emotions in this case because that is one hella cute kitten. I am squeeing, but reluctantly.

I am dying for pictures. Pleaseohpleaseohplease tell me you have pictures.

Well, you know there was a lot of cuddling going on at the meth house later that night.

The new issue of Rolling Stone talks about Laverne Cox's involvement in a documentary about CeCe McDonald. Thank you for being here indeed, Ms. Cox. I am looking forward to seeing more of her and her work on transgender recognition in the future.

I love the disclaimer you added. I suspected that was the case, since I had read that oxytocin helped new human mothers bond.