I would slobber all over that Ranger's camera, if you know what I mean.

Do you think it is related to the way that domestic cats vocalize? I thought I read somewhere that they only vocalize in that manner for humans, as a way to imitate our speech.

I desperately needed this.

This fragrance is awful awful awful. Heavy, cloying, headache inducing awfulness. Give me a woody oriental scent any day of the week, but overpowering florals make me want to hurl.

*takes notes* pee towel and stealing toilet paper. Thanks for the tips!

I just dropped in to say that Katy Perry's sniffer must be on the fritz because her perfume smells like a skunk rolled in a rotted squirrel after mating with musk ox.

I wonder if she even got a eugooogly at her funeral.

The map did, but not the story. I did find the clusters interesting though, mostly because they don't follow with my prejudice. It's weird being outside of my echo chamber.

No, no, no shade. No shade. He looks like the kind of guy I would bang in shame.

Is the fembot website a pay wall or something? Your article contains a link that dead ends and won't load for some reason.

You beat me to it. :(

The lack of 'Guild of Calamitous Intent' is disturbing. FTFY.

I honestly did not know that. I never carry cash either, so I will have to be sure to carry in a little dough next time I go out.

That's what I've taught my sons. 20% is minimum, even for shitty service. Good service gets you anywhere from 30% to 50%. If I've got the money to eat out, I've damn sure got the money to tip.

I find that HILARIOUS considering she had never held a gun before her last shitty reality series.

I've found that an ice pick in the ear is also helpful when one requires a cognitive reboot.

Palin stuck between Rosie and Whoopi would be amazing. I don't particularly like either one of them, but it would be fun to see Palin interact with people who refuse to give her a tongue bath every time she mouth farts out another word salad.

Music actually helps me focus for some weird reason. I have a hard time being productive without my favorite music playing.

That is my thing as well. I have two offices that I oversee that are about an hour away, so during the drive I will frequently turn off the radio and just let my mind wander. I get anxious when I am overstimulated.

"Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, didn't you?"