Today it's the boot, tomorrow the world!

You will literally wish for death

Not wrong, just weird.

It looks to me like some kind of kitten tyranny going on. Did you see how the one kitty kept oppressing the other one with his adorable fluffy paw?

That seems plausible. Dickishness can be contagious.

This is the first time I have seen this. The real crime is that it wasn't filmed in landscape. On a related subject, I'm afraid my white trash roots would start showing and I would have to attempt to beat her ass with a rhubarb.

See, this would be pertinent if they didn't look alike when I am running and screaming like a little girl every time they buzz past my head.

"Here Cletus, hold my beer whilst I cull myself from the herd in the raddest way possible."

I am going to call shenanigans on this one and say those villagers were drunk. Now if it was from Australia, I would believe it. All the dicks in the animal kingdom live in Australia.

Oh absolutely. I still to this day love going to a restaurant by myself with nothing but a book for company.

"It gets kind of Zen after awhile."

Kitties are everything. 'Nuff said.

Just so you know, you seem like a lot of fun. Like, sides hurting, can't wait for the next date lot of fun. I would definitely give you a whirl if I were in your area/dating age range.

Shit, I forgot http://www.thehonesttoddler.com/. If you are a parent, this is pure gold.

Great feminist stuff, along with a blog about scandals from Old Hollywood. Lost an entire weekend on that one.

I am sitting here with my mouth gaping open. Wow. She has some big ole clanging balls. Ida been like "oh damn, I'm tripping on some shrooms and this looked like my stuff, my bad. " and then skedaddled.

Thank you. Finally. If I see one more posting on someone's FB page about how excited they are to see that hack in person, I will spork my eye out. He is a talentless, act-stealing piece of crap, like the Carlos Mencia of ventriloquism.

I was mocking the previous poster, but by all means, enlighten me.

She is a national fucking treasure. We should have a federal holiday called 'Cher Day' and celebrate it by putting on fabulous wigs and slapping strangers while yelling "snap out of it!"

I want to be her now. She is my spirit animal.