Yeah, that sooooper stinks, especially if you don't want to cause waves in the family. Does "helping" involve telling you in precise detail every way you are fucking up at child rearing? Cuz that's what my MIL did, not to mention she made me go to the Precious Moments chapel and I have never recovered from that trauma.

I don't know how to say this without sounding harsh, especially because it sounds like you are really invested in this relationship. He has already told you directly that he doesn't want to get serious and in my sad experience, that sounds like an exit plan.

That gif is so arousing for some reason.

Have fun, but don't infringe on my right to be grumpy about it. THIS IS AMERICA!!!!

Communism Cat is everything to me.

Me either. I mean America is great and all, but not so great that I don't hate the inconsiderate dicks who shoot off fireworks until 2 or 3 in the morning. I get it Cletus, you're celebratin' Murica, but can you not be an asshole about it?

I am intrigued by what constitutes a "really, really dead...dog." Why the extra disclaimer? Was he dead, then not dead, and then dead again? I am going to go have a beer and think about this for a while. Talk amongst yourselves.

America really is the best. Now, I'm off to hose down my white trash neighbor's loud-as-fuck firework collection before I flip my shit and start a misophonia driven stabbing spree.

Thank you so much for this. Now I can read porn comments AND learn grammar at the same time.

"The hypocrisy is coming from inside the church." I am going out right now to find a meme generator just so I can plug that in. I will be back in a bit with the results.

You mean when we die and go to a heaven that doesn't exist? We are merely bags of meat that will rot and decay when we draw our last breath. Judgement is for humans only as there is nothing after, so your threat is empty.

I just have an issue with the chemistry between RDJ and Goopy. I just can't see him being that passionate about an ironing board.

Yes, that was my complaint as well. There were some genuinely creepy moments in that movie, and then eh. Kind of like this comment, it was bland and it goes nowhere.

*Spoiler alert*

Gotta politely disagree with you. I over-empathize with movie characters, (which is why I can't watch certain films) so this movie was almost overwhelming for me emotionally. I saw it in 3D and the sense of loneliness, isolation, and fear was amped up. The only part I hated was when she started talking about her…

I'm not sure. THE ONLY reason I didn't take him up on it was that I lived in the dorm along with everyone else (including the father, who had dumped me) and you can't get away with shit when you live on the third floor. Two other guys tried as well. I think maybe the rumor was that I was a slut, but I like to think…

Holy shit, that happened to me! I was stationed overseas when I got pregnant and I got hit on constantly by the JSOTF guys at the base. There was one I remember especially and I kind of regret not taking up the offer. He was a gorgeous Haitian man who began muttering compliments in French to me under his breath, so…

Yeah, but wouldn't you get motion sickness from watching the screen bob around whilst thrusting vigorously?

Beat me to it. I was excited about riding a magnetic horse.