don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.

Will Dan Akryod and Eddie Murphy be back for this?

Driving on public roads with this is more idiotic IMO

One of the dumbest fucking things I’ve ever seen.

I’m guessing it’s to help save cost on electricity. Assuming you take all your room keys with you, you can’t leave lights on in the room while no one is there.

I’m pleased to announce we’re working on a “top fuel dragster” Challenger called the “Satan” with 8000hp.

And then he went on to say, “Buenas tardes” to Rep. Grijalva, “Ciao ciao” to Rep. Napolitano, “Woof!” to Rep. Labrador, “’sup?” to Rep McEachin, “Auf Wiedersehen” to Rep. Radewagen, and just shrugged in Rep. Gohmert’s direction.

1979.

Might as well just say “Stop breathing air.”

Congratulations are in order, then, for anyone born between 1981 and 1996: You’re officially a millennial (at least, in the eyes of Pew).

“(Warren police) haven’t done much to repair the whole.”

I know how to get save gas and money!

On a lot of BMWs (all?), if you set the side mirror adjustment selector to the driver side, the passenger mirror tilts down when you’re in reverse. If you leave it on the passenger side, it stays straight. Took me too long to figure this out.

Miata
Isn’t
Actually
The
Answer

Remember back at the start, when the internet was supposed to be the best of everything, shared by the best of everybody, making the world a more connected and better place?

COTD

Seriously.

“Instead of fixing it, I drove around for a couple weeks using my brights, because I’m a lazy asshole.” 

No way that thing has been there for 27 years.

Goofs who insist on ordering their car from the factory with a third pedal and a big dumb toggle switch.