I pity the person who had to get something out of that trunk up near the back seat... “here, take a map, the journey is treacherous”

I hate it when I get butterflies in my anus.

Nope. Elvis rocked his way through Bavaria to create this roadster and free Europe from Hitler and the evil Hydra organization. It was only a decade later that BMW released it to the public to thank Elvis for his heroic pelvic thrusts.

Torch, Thanks for looking into this, it’s a great investigative piece. Hopefully this will help shed a much-needed light on this situation.

At the end, are those mugshots of villains for an A-Ha music video?

By this logic, I have an easier, 1-ingredient cupcake recipe that’s SUPER easy! Ready for it?

I don’t like the way he’s eyin’ them sheep there...

So Diarrhea is the new Cleanse?

My first car: 1988 Buick Century Limited. Oh, such plush pillow-top velour!

Yes and no. The Spanish name of the ocean uses the Masculine Pacifico, not the feminine Pacifica.

Kentucky? That’s my old boat.

That’s less a car-tent and more of a butt-portal...

Did I just see $1.93 for unleaded on that Speedway sign?

Burnouts & Blowouts. It’s like Cars & Coffee, only messier.

Which is why, as a person who actually is 6’4”, I check before I recline.

Was this jet re-painted with it’s original livery sometime recently, or has it really been sitting that long?

What a flamer.

If I have to accept another person’s right to modify a car to their taste any way they want, they have to accept my right to make fun of them.

F’ing Nukes :)