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You realize that's a taillight, not a headlight, right?

There, I fixed that for you.

The front looks like a Koala face. I hope it doesn't have the Chlamydia.

No, Automakers are stupid for using that bit of data from focus groups.

"Do they think American's just like red turn signals better?"

This sounds like it was written by a Texas car dealership...

With as large as keys are getting these days with integrated remotes and such, I will not lament the departure of our metal-bladed overlords. Also because my starter button is pretty cool on its own:

Tears go in the fuel tank?

If it's used against white people, it obviously isn't. Didn't you know only white people can be racist against others?

(by the way, Anahiem rocks. I'm just down the street from the ballpark).

That's not the issue for me unfortunately. I have long legs, and the distance from the pedals to the steering wheel does not work with my foot-knee distance. It's a curse of mine when it comes to pretty much any asian-engineered car (including A-C segment GM cars)

Ok, an answer that won't be "Miata"... What kind of car would he recommend for casual track days for a person who cannot physically fit height-wise into a Miata? (this also eliminates any B-Seg car spare the Fiesta or Golf).

You win.

Technically a Customs agent's van (they have the blue stripe; Border Patrol have a green stripe) but it's the same department and not the point anyways. What I want to know is why a Customs van even requires blue emergency lights? It's not a pursuit vehicle nor is it emergency response. Even police coroner vans don't…

mmm... steel belted radials.

It's a measure of velocity.

Somewhere, the disappointed father of an engineer sheds a tear and a heartwarming story of acceptance is born.

nine months later...