“Hello, this is the FBI and you owe us $500.”

Please tell me there’s a “Bearded & Unemployed” series I’m unaware of somewhere in the canon that I can apply my well groomed visage to.

I just laughed so hard at that I'm a little winded now. Thanks, I really needed that today!

Personally I just wear sunglasses to bed.

Ah yes, who remembers having to reach behind the TV and change the switch everytime you wanted to play some Atari?

It could have been special, Marvel.

I preferred Ms. Pac-Man because it only cost nineteen cents to play rather than the full quarter necessary to play Pac-Man.

I’ll still stick with Marvel’s Annihilation series.

You’ll be threathening her with dumping her for your virtual waifu?

Start with Homeland. Chronologically, it’s the first time Drizzt appears in the world, and you can watch him develop and evolve.

That being said, if you’re more interested in Drizzt as he ends up (i.e. everybody’s favorite CG ranger) then start with the Crystal Shard. It introduces many of his friends and allies and…

I like that maybe it could win one woman a little bit more head than before and that's really all I want for this world.

it works

To each his of her own. Yours is a fine plan, but you don't need to play the lottery or win anything to accomplish it which is actually an advantage to your plan. Buying a new mattress would be a waste of money for me right now, so I don't jump on the bed. If I win the lottery, I won't care about the price of a…

I actually liked DA2 as well, except for the repeating environments. I actually liked the story, but I hated going to the same area four (or more?) times with just different paths blocked by invisible walls.

I did not care for DA2. In comparison to Inquisition, its focus was TOO tight, TOO specific, and TOO shallow. They spent all this time talking about how important and how special Hawke was supposed to be to Thedas, but she never felt like anything more than a glorified thug. Her actions only had an effect on a very…

I'd have taken a game with half the content but twice the quality, you know?

After all the rumors going around, I was expecting more.

I won't be taking this offer. I love my Vita and use it everyday. I am very satisfied with this product.

Note to self: discard/burn Carlos Martinez autographed sock immediately.