jokes are funny, I love jokes!!

of course not. That's what the manservants are for.

I post awesome fun photos so all my friends who look down on me for not shitting out kids yet feel just a little less smug.

I think something that is missing from this article is "I have so many files that serving them is slow, or fails". I've had this issue with my ENORMOUS music collection.

Looking through this list, i realize just how little TV I watch, with most of my time spent watching older seasons of shows I am really far behind on (Dr. Who). Some of this stuff looks really good, but I just won't get to watch it.

"Captain Scarlett and her Pirate's Booty"

Ok, I watched a lot of Who when I was really young, Tom Baker is the doctor to me, and I've started watching the new series, so I'm not the most knowledgeable on the good Doctor...

At what point is the navigator going to stop laughing and smiling and tell him he is going the wrong way?

Loved the original X-Com when it was out and I was in high school and had hundreds of hours to devote to it. I sooooo want to play this game.

This really upsets me. Having flown Cathay Pacific in business class to from US to Hong Kong several times, I never knew this was an option. I enjoyed the availability of noodles at anytime on the flight, but it turns out I could have enjoyed the flight just a little bit more.

Oh, that's kidman? I thought that was Anna Faris. No joke, I seriously did.

These tips also apply to the bedroom.

I find the corn more erotic. *shrugs* To each their own.

I'm extremely disappointed that the user who posted the Vivid location doesn't have "69" in their screen name.

She was on the playboy morning show last week (what? I listen for the articles!), and she talked about gaming. She sounded like she did know wat she was talking about.

My favorite part is the line 'There will be 5 "guys"...'

Just rolled a critical failure on my erection :(

Also... "Burn Your Fat With Me!!" is now my new pickup line at the bar. Pretty sure that will work all the time.

I've been using the Zombies, Run! app, and it's made me run more then before I was using it, so I like these story-based and reward-based excersize apps. BUT... I don't know about using this one in the gym. Zombies are more manly.

Imagine the dilemma if your job is masturbation.