I know. How dare they choose to be a profitable business instead of producing cars people didn’t buy..... ;)

Maybe BMW has somehow mixed up the meanings of Coupe and Sedan??? 

Why on earth?

I think you should break up with him because he is obviously 12.

I can’t drink Squirt anymore after finding out it’s really just pee

I used to do this in my truck (‘79 F-150) when in order to eat and drive.  Not too hard if the shifter is in a position that you can reach it.  Expert level is doing it on a downshift without using the clutch.

Short version, a bus made out of an old Jeep, popular in the Philippines because they had a surplus of old Jeeps, a lack of buses, and the brilliant idea to use one to solve the other problem. They are also typically very elaborately decorated.

I think it’s a surgical mask. He’s clearly a doctor who’s late for an operation...it’s also why he’s shifting with his feet so his hands stay sterilized.

*Ring ring*

Hey fellas, your car is here.

It’s so irresponsible to allow a terribly damaging and dangerous disease to spread. We owe it to the world to remove the threat of infection from future generations. 

Where the fuck is Xenu when you really need him..

There’s plenty of scientists on board, this should be trivial for them to solve.

I was thinking we should torpedo them. It’s the only way to be sure.

Do you realize how deadly measles has been historically? 7 to 8 million people died of measles EVERY YEAR until a vaccine was developed. You’re dangerously misinformed.

It’s generally ok to contract as an adult with a healthy immune system.

First, not everyone gets better. Some die.

The underdeveloped portion of my brain which houses conspiracy theories is now fully stimulated. This seems like a brilliant way to quarantine all the anti-vaxer/anti-science (how ironic) morons. How many more boats do we have in the fleet?

#sciencematters #hugascientist #theearthisntflat

My God, even the dash panel has rust holes in it, I can only imagine the next project, it will just be a rust stain left on concrete from a Jeep taken away by a tornado