giant ass wheels. why must everything have 20 inch rims. they begin to look ridiculous and they take space from inside the car. I mean we don’t have to go to 14s or anything crazy, but can’t we stick to 17s and 18s? OK - flame away now, y’all.

no, I would still call it ugly no matter which badge is on it.

Those weird cars that are crossovers of crossovers and cars, because yo dawg, I hear you like crossovers...

Now I know you might be thinking it’s that mistake of a bumper on the back, and you’re not wrong. It is terrible. But look down....way down. Low profile tires on trucks make me angry in a way best reserved for Netflix Original season finale cliff hangers. Ok, cool you bought a truck. I respect that. Hey, you use it as…

Oh boy. Where do I start. I’d better limit this.

Sedans with slanted roof lines but no trunk. Just build a wagon already.

Lexus’ Predator face

This man is a plague on society. We need people that build pets up, not put them down.

Have to wonder how many legendary manufacturer catastrophes and recalls would have been a moot point if every company kept the kind of user records and e-blackbox info that Tesla does. Can’t imagine Toyotagate or almost any of the unintended acceleration claims of the past two decades would have been as prevalent, nor…

The third pass was faster because the driver emptied his bowels while getting sideways at damn near 190 mph on the second pass. The reduced weight was to his advantage, obviously.

How many stickers do I have to add to make that kind of hp on my Civic?

California IS thinking about it.

Finally, time for Kvyat to take his rightful place as a Formula E midpacker who gets dropped midseason for an out of work former Prototype driver.

Just ask to get paid a flat fee and not by the word.

I’ll help you with a first draft:

This is true.

The 200SX was sold in its home market as the Silvia, and no, the car was not named for Silvia Plath. Why do people keep thinking that?

Fucking Iowa. It’s bad enough that they have troopers sitting all over the interstates to try to catch people speeding through the wasteland because its tourism revenue would otherwise be next to nothing, but they put up fucking speed cameras on the interstate too?

I didn’t know that there were still people who have trouble understanding what a character limit is. Hrm.

“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable”
Those words are starting to feel awfully ominous considering where we sit currently...