I’m forwarding this to the Department of Redundancy Department immediately for review immediately.

What are the odds that if he was named something like Hans-Albert Shumer he would have become a coo coo clock maker instead.

Fucking thief.

I think I just developed epilepsy :/

This car makes me uncomfortable with its faded decadence. I bet the interior smells like Cruella de Vil's fur coat. The dripping stains down the doors don't help matters, but I don't think any amount of cleaning would fix the sensation of dread I'm getting from this car.

I can literally hear him saying it out loud. Is that weird?

Too bad this removes whatever is left of the UV protective coating they put on, meaning that the lenses well look like absolute crap in no time and you'll have to do the same thing until you wear them paper thin. Aftermarket options are all crap. HID kits don't work in headlights designed for halogen bulbs and are not…

Hey Trolls! Wanna be productive?

At that point, who needs video games?

Do they include a little 1x1 piece of 200 grit to clean up the contacts and rails?

Needs to be oiled. Not needs oiled. Please, please, please.

If they do what Kawasaki did with the H2R and give us an absolute beast with way more power than everyone thought and then give it a slick suspension setup they will redefine the market. Unfortunately, this is Mitsubishi we're talking about here. How many people here can name a single current offering from this…