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More crap for kids with stupid hair that aren't old enough to have actually played the game.

There's something wrong with the animations in this game. The horses look like they're ice skating.

Forget the Mexican border, I wish we could build a wall around LA.

My next computer won't even have a DVD drive.

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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@dirtface: Post video addendum: I am disappointed.

Bloated military spending ahoy.

EverQuest is a disease. A plague on the heart of man.

Amazing, considering that this game brought the fastest gaming computers to a screeching halt in 2002.

"FOR THE EMPRAH!"

I wish there was some sort of crazed murderer/vigilante in Japan that killed people like this.

@Chinpokomon: Yeah, this is definitely what it sounds like to me.

I told you so. I bet all it took was one black SUV and four guys with sunglasses.

And here we just got rape games off the shelves. Now we're going to have Kratos brutalizing women.